1 00:00:22,420 --> 00:00:25,860 Nothing is wrong. The baby loves his ride. It's why I break cold sweat in the 2 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:28,680 middle of the night. Chill on the phone, yeah, through and through. 3 00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:31,540 All I want to do is drive all night with you. 4 00:00:39,260 --> 00:00:43,360 One Friday night, about half past eight, I was cruising BTA to a 78. 5 00:00:43,930 --> 00:00:47,810 Picked up soap, it's a good looking day. Gotta keep going or it gets too late. 6 00:00:47,910 --> 00:00:51,910 So go, go, go, everything's fine. Go, go, go, we'll be right on time. 7 00:00:52,390 --> 00:00:54,590 Everything is always all right. 8 00:00:55,270 --> 00:00:56,730 When we're driving all night. 9 00:00:57,790 --> 00:00:58,930 Driving all night. 10 00:00:59,890 --> 00:01:00,990 Driving all night. 11 00:01:01,970 --> 00:01:02,970 Driving all night. 12 00:01:04,550 --> 00:01:06,390 Pull up your hippie in a cool 57. 13 00:01:08,270 --> 00:01:10,770 He has large eyes and a sleazy girlfriend. 14 00:01:13,009 --> 00:01:14,890 Didn't know exactly what I should do. 15 00:01:17,170 --> 00:01:20,030 Pulled out a gun and then I knew I could go, go, go. 16 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:21,250 Everything fine. 17 00:01:21,370 --> 00:01:23,150 Go, go, go. Been right all time. 18 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:25,950 Everything is always all right. 19 00:01:26,530 --> 00:01:28,050 Been driving all night. 20 00:01:29,070 --> 00:01:30,150 Driving all night. 21 00:01:31,150 --> 00:01:32,210 Driving all night. 22 00:01:33,270 --> 00:01:34,270 Driving all night. 23 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:37,850 Don't suffer when I put you through the gear. 24 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:42,390 Make my hair ruffle and take away my hair. 25 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:52,440 Come on, pretty baby, let's drive all night. And go, go, go, everything's 26 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:54,340 Go, go, go, we'll be right outside. 27 00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:59,180 Everything is always all right when you're driving all night. 28 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:35,440 Nothing is wrong if baby loves his ride. Why break cold sweat in the middle of 29 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,860 night? Heal the bone, yeah, through and through. 30 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:43,120 All I want to do is drive all night. And go, go, go, everything's fine. Go, go, 31 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,340 go, we'll be right on time. 32 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:49,100 Everything is always all right when we're driving all night. 33 00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:51,280 Driving all night. 34 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:53,400 Driving all night. 35 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,400 Driving all night. 36 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:11,670 Tendous People Supreme Divorce Court. Come on, I love that show. 37 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:12,879 Oh, me too. 38 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:17,120 Did you see the one where the Rajneesh Babakan was taking 14 -year -old girls 39 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,600 into the mountains and doing all kinds of things to them after he got them to 40 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,640 sign over their savings bonds? Yeah, and then when their mother went up there, 41 00:03:22,740 --> 00:03:26,460 she signed over the house and the car and the family business. Exactly, and 42 00:03:26,460 --> 00:03:29,240 when the husband found out, he tried to sue her for divorce on account of giving 43 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,480 away everything he had. 44 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:34,340 But they found out that he was depositing all his assets into his 45 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:35,740 the Rajneesh got to keep it all. 46 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:39,140 I can't believe you guys take this bullshit seriously. 47 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:43,640 What do you mean bullshit, man? All these shows are taken from real, real 48 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,640 people. 49 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:46,020 Hey 50 00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:59,460 guys, 51 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:00,559 what's the good word? 52 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,240 I'm telling you, it's all real shows. 53 00:04:06,350 --> 00:04:09,450 Hey, where are these three butt -naked girls doing in our hallway? 54 00:04:13,590 --> 00:04:16,089 You're full of it, man. 55 00:04:17,510 --> 00:04:24,370 It's your two bucks. Would you like Mary, Sue, Marlo, or 56 00:04:24,370 --> 00:04:25,289 Dana? 57 00:04:25,290 --> 00:04:30,330 This is Sid Witherspoon, Supreme Grand Master and President of Lambda Alpha 58 00:04:30,390 --> 00:04:31,770 calling from National Headquarters. 59 00:04:32,650 --> 00:04:34,270 Would you be asking too much? 60 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,200 to have Chapter President Richard Spencer come to the phone. 61 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,900 Uh, yeah, uh, one minute. 62 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:45,960 Hello, Brother Supreme Master Sid, uh, local President Richard Spencer here. 63 00:04:46,540 --> 00:04:47,540 Brother Spencer? 64 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:49,580 Who was that I was talking to? 65 00:04:49,940 --> 00:04:53,720 Uh, that was, uh, Pledge Smith, sir, uh, Alex Smith. 66 00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:58,340 Uh, you know those freshmen, they can get pretty cocky. I don't remember any 67 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,400 recruits on the pledge list last semester. 68 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:04,220 Well, uh, he was added a little late. The, uh... 69 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:07,760 We Lambdas over here at State have some real high standards, and we thought we 70 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:09,620 needed some more time to evaluate them. 71 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:14,460 I can see, though, that even though we did take the time to size up the 72 00:05:14,460 --> 00:05:18,780 situation, our judgment was in error. I will see to it that Pledge Smith is 73 00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:19,780 expelled. 74 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:24,100 That's very good, Richard. We don't want any deadbeats becoming Lambdas. 75 00:05:24,580 --> 00:05:26,200 I agree wholeheartedly, sir. 76 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,040 Which brings me to the reason why I called. 77 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:30,980 Yes, sir? 78 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:35,440 According to our records here at National Headquarters, I noted that your 79 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,200 chapter has only four members. 80 00:05:37,580 --> 00:05:38,600 Is that true? 81 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,960 Four quality members, sir. 82 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:43,220 And that you're all graduating seniors. 83 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,920 That's true. We're all graduating in June, sir. 84 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:50,720 Even that ignoramus Charlie Phelps is graduating, correct? 85 00:05:51,540 --> 00:05:53,740 Everyone deserves their day in the sun, don't they, sir? 86 00:05:58,090 --> 00:06:02,790 You see, when you boys leave, assuming that you'll all graduate, there'll be 87 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:05,270 nothing left of Lambda Alpha Eta at State University. 88 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:08,710 Oh, that would be too bad, sir. 89 00:06:09,890 --> 00:06:13,350 Well, I'm glad you understand, Richard. 90 00:06:14,090 --> 00:06:16,950 Those were some of the happiest days of my life. 91 00:06:17,330 --> 00:06:19,750 And I'd hate to see it all end over there at State. 92 00:06:20,450 --> 00:06:22,350 Now, I know you feel the same way. 93 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,570 And you'd never let that happen. 94 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:27,250 Would you, son? 95 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 How did he do that? 96 00:06:31,420 --> 00:06:32,460 Uh, no, sir. 97 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:34,900 Let me tell you. 98 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:39,680 I will do everything humanly possible to ensure that the traditions of good old 99 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,260 Lambda Alpha Eta are carried on for years to come. 100 00:06:43,260 --> 00:06:45,860 Well, I'm glad we had this little chat, Richard. 101 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:50,460 And if there's anything I can do with your recruiting efforts, you just give 102 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:51,460 a call. 103 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,380 I will, sir. Thank you. 104 00:06:54,340 --> 00:06:56,000 Lambda Alpha Eta forever, sir. 105 00:06:58,659 --> 00:06:59,659 Bye. Goodbye. 106 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:05,960 What a boy. 107 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,920 Well, that last official bullshit call for us, they won't be calling again till 108 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:12,680 spring. You never know, I may still be here. 109 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:15,580 Still have to pass the math competency test. 110 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,240 God, I am getting so big. 111 00:07:24,180 --> 00:07:26,000 Women already fight over me. 112 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:27,740 What can happen next? 113 00:07:28,820 --> 00:07:30,000 I can't wait till tomorrow. 114 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:31,740 Oh, yeah? Why is that? 115 00:07:32,220 --> 00:07:34,420 Because I get better looking every day. 116 00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:37,780 I would hope so, starting with such humble beginnings. 117 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,720 Hey, enough of this internal squabbling. 118 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:42,240 I mean, let's face the truth. 119 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,440 We're all studs. 120 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,940 But listen, I've got this little problem that I might need your guys' help to 121 00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:49,819 deal with. 122 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:50,820 Sure thing, bud. 123 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:54,320 Do you want me to kick someone's ass? I think that might be a bit harsh. 124 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:56,830 You know that dweeb Richie from Lambda Alpha Eta? 125 00:07:57,390 --> 00:08:00,750 Yeah. Well, that son of a bitch was supposed to let me cheat off his 126 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:04,890 anthropology midterm. Yeah? So what happened? So I got my test back today, 127 00:08:04,890 --> 00:08:07,070 it had a big one -legged A on it. A what? 128 00:08:07,930 --> 00:08:09,030 A fail, Chip. 129 00:08:09,630 --> 00:08:10,569 Hell, bud. 130 00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:12,650 I got a D, and I answered A for everything. 131 00:08:12,990 --> 00:08:16,050 Yeah, but see, that's not what we're talking about here. See, that son of a 132 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:20,170 bitch, he got an A. So that can only mean that he purposely slipped me the 133 00:08:20,170 --> 00:08:21,570 answers. Why would he do that? 134 00:08:21,870 --> 00:08:23,990 Zeta Alpha Mu won't stand for this sort of thing. 135 00:08:25,070 --> 00:08:31,990 Will we I gotta kick his ass I Need some time to think 136 00:08:31,990 --> 00:08:34,150 about just the right way to handle this one 137 00:08:34,150 --> 00:08:48,990 So 138 00:08:48,990 --> 00:08:52,210 I think we should go with the anti -drug project it would be really good for 139 00:08:52,210 --> 00:08:53,890 everybody well 140 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,900 It would look good on my resume. 141 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,420 But I want to do the fraternity project. 142 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:06,080 We've done this every year. Don't you think it's about time we do something 143 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,080 might make a difference? 144 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:12,540 The only reason you don't want to do the fraternity project is because Richie's 145 00:09:12,540 --> 00:09:16,360 in the geek house. They're not geeks. They're just different. 146 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:18,700 Oh, that's an understatement. 147 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:21,360 I mean, have you ever seen these guys? 148 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:26,160 We are talking major league geek -o -rama. 149 00:09:27,580 --> 00:09:33,200 I mean, don't you think it's a little queer going out with a guy who wears an 150 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,620 earring? Take two, you'll feel better. 151 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:48,300 Bam! I've seen this one already. 152 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:49,159 Me too. 153 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:52,140 The school teacher really was trying to help the kids after class. 154 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:53,720 About the nurse. 155 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:55,420 That's another story. 156 00:09:55,660 --> 00:09:59,460 I guess no one ever told her. You don't have to give second graders hernia 157 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:01,240 examinations twice a week. 158 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:03,680 I wish I was one of those kids. 159 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:05,680 What? 160 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:08,260 I wish I was one of those kids that got molested. 161 00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:12,620 I guess any action is better than no action. That's not what I mean. 162 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,740 Each one of those kids got awarded a million bucks. 163 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:20,940 Waller, did you sell that car yet? 164 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:26,860 How can you sell a car with 560 ,000 miles on it? It's not how many miles on 165 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:30,480 It's how many it has left. Well, get a clue, Charlie. No one's going to buy 166 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,500 old pile of shit. 167 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,740 Why don't you back off him? Yeah, back off. 168 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:38,460 You know, guys, we've all been in this fraternity for four years now. 169 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:40,560 Some of us more. 170 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,720 Don't you think it's time we got something out of it? 171 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,740 I mean, maybe old Witherspoon has a point. 172 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:49,360 There is something to be said for tradition and leaving a legacy. 173 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:51,820 Or at least being remembered for something. 174 00:10:53,460 --> 00:10:55,480 We could all come and go without anybody noticing. 175 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:58,500 Wally, you've been in school now for 20 years. 176 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:00,320 Who's going to remember you when you're gone? 177 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,860 The lady at the loan office? 178 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:05,100 Or did she retire already? 179 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:08,700 You're all missing my point. 180 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:12,800 Let's make something happen here. Leave our mark on State University. 181 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:17,180 Let's show assholes like the guys in the Zeta house that they're not the only 182 00:11:17,180 --> 00:11:18,340 ones who know how to have a good time. 183 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:24,920 I propose throwing the greatest party in the history of the school, if not the 184 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:25,920 world. 185 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,480 Think about it. 186 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:34,560 The Lambda House, packed with beer, loud music, food, and above all, for those 187 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:39,240 of you who are unattached, fabulous, fabulous babes. 188 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:41,520 What should we do? 189 00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:48,100 Well, we're going to need some money, and I think I know just where to get it. 190 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,400 Great to know I look even better. 191 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:04,840 Getting all pumped up like this makes me want to kick someone's ass. 192 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:10,600 Getting all pumped up like this makes pumping muffin that much more fun. 193 00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:14,780 Let me tell you guys, there's nothing like throwing that bitch on her stomach 194 00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:15,780 and driving her home. 195 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,960 Hell, if her old man gives me a good enough job, I might even marry her. 196 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:24,660 Gosh, bud, I feel the same way about Bambi. Well, you know what they say. 197 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,080 Great thinkers think alike. 198 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:33,420 And of course, Daddy thinks Bud is a fine gentleman. 199 00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,260 But then who wouldn't? 200 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:40,580 Well, to be perfectly honest, Bud is a nice guy and all. 201 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,040 But Cliff is better looking. 202 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:46,700 Well, that is a matter of opinion. 203 00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:51,360 I mean, Bud was voted best looking at his high school. 204 00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:55,460 But that's not the whole reason why I like him so much. 205 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,360 He's everything I've ever wanted. 206 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,070 And more. 207 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:01,670 Oh, when we make love. 208 00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:05,030 Oh, he's so wonderful. 209 00:13:05,790 --> 00:13:10,130 He's so caring and so sensitive. 210 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:12,210 So gentle. 211 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:15,370 Do you think you guys will get married? 212 00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,070 Oh, of course we will. 213 00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:18,550 Right after graduation. 214 00:13:19,150 --> 00:13:22,810 And I just know that Daddy will give Bud a good job with the firm. 215 00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:26,190 And he's going to loan us enough money for a down payment on a house. 216 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:29,160 It all looks so perfect. 217 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:30,700 I know. 218 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:34,460 If I wasn't talking about myself, I wouldn't believe it either. 219 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:38,280 Oh, let's go back to the house and see what the guys are doing. 220 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,160 Okay. 221 00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:51,280 Sid Witherspoon, please. 222 00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:03,720 Hello, Richard. What can I do for you? 223 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,260 Well, I was thinking about what you said. 224 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:10,500 About continuing the Lambda tradition here at State. 225 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,300 And I was talking it over with some of the other brothers. 226 00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:19,300 And we all feel really strongly about making sure we recruit some new guys 227 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,680 before the end of the semester. 228 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:26,280 Thing is, I consulted our treasurer, Brother Scott Field. 229 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,440 And it seems our resources are all tapped out. 230 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:33,480 And I remember what you said about wanting to help out with recruitment and 231 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,600 It seems the only thing that we're lacking is some funds. 232 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,780 Are you asking for a handout, Richard? 233 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,740 Absolutely not. I wouldn't think of such a thing. 234 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,960 On the contrary, I think of it as more of a loan. 235 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:52,620 Or better yet, an investment, sir. An investment that would pay a lifetime's 236 00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:53,620 worth of dividends. 237 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,920 An investment in brotherhood. An investment in tradition. 238 00:14:57,639 --> 00:15:00,060 An investment in Lambda Alpha Eta, sir. 239 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,180 We'll bring it up at the next regional meeting. 240 00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:08,280 Why don't you send me a written proposal and I'll get back to you. 241 00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:11,580 Thank you, sir. I won't disappoint you, sir. 242 00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:14,140 Bye -bye. 243 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,120 Well, how do we do it? Do we get the money? 244 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,960 Not exactly. He wants us to send him some kind of a report so he can bring it 245 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:21,949 at some meeting. 246 00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:25,530 You'd think full -grown men would have something better to do than sit around 247 00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:26,950 and have Girl Scout meetings. 248 00:15:27,290 --> 00:15:29,790 I know it's bullshit, but if we want to get the money, we're going to have to 249 00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:30,469 play the game. 250 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:32,430 Do you think you could whip something out on your computer real quick? 251 00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:37,010 Sure. It doesn't have to be any kind of a big deal. Just put some graphs and 252 00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:38,270 charts in it so it looks official. 253 00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:39,550 Okay. 254 00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:43,110 Hi. 255 00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:48,349 Hi, guys. 256 00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:49,350 Hi. 257 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:53,240 How was your alpha meeting with Trixie and Dixie? Oh, like it always is. I'm 258 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,540 gonna go use your phone, okay? Sure. 259 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:12,800 I have got to think of just the right way to get back at Richie. 260 00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:14,420 I'm telling you, bud. 261 00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:18,040 When someone gets out of line like that, the only thing to do is to kick his 262 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:21,450 ass. Yeah, but remember, Chip, we don't want any of this getting back to the 263 00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:25,310 girl. Well, we could wear stockings over our head when we kick his ass. 264 00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:26,910 That way nobody will know it was us. 265 00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:31,590 Damn, if I was Bambi, I'd be madly in love with me also. 266 00:16:36,770 --> 00:16:37,770 Hi, boy. 267 00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:41,910 Bud, can I talk to you alone for a minute? 268 00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:43,669 Good thing, babe. 269 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,670 Let's go upstairs. 270 00:16:54,570 --> 00:16:56,910 Yeah, so meet me in front of the library at 9, and I'll give you my notes. 271 00:16:57,990 --> 00:16:59,150 It's okay. I don't mind. 272 00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:00,670 Sure. Bye. 273 00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:03,570 You're so damn sweet. 274 00:17:04,030 --> 00:17:06,710 It's no big deal. You're always helping your friends out with their schoolwork. 275 00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:09,530 Yeah, but at least I hassle them about it. You do not. 276 00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:13,349 My friend Bud got one hell of a surprise on his anthro test today. 277 00:17:13,589 --> 00:17:14,589 What'd you do? 278 00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:16,329 Isn't he paying you to slip him answers? 279 00:17:16,630 --> 00:17:19,650 He decided that the pleasure of his company was more than enough 280 00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:21,970 Well, I hope you don't get yourself into trouble. 281 00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:23,270 Nah. 282 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,910 Don't you have better things to do with your time? 283 00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:28,770 Oh, Bud. 284 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:34,110 I want to swallow all your little wiggly things. 285 00:17:36,150 --> 00:17:39,690 Name a girl in her right mind who wouldn't. 286 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:12,380 Muffin said her and Bud are getting married after graduation. 287 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,640 Well, you know how I feel about you, babe. 288 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,000 Yeah, but I'd love to hear you say it. 289 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,700 Hey, Cliff, want to go around the Frisbee? 290 00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:25,420 Cliff? 291 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,160 Cliff? 292 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:29,940 Can't you see I'm busy? 293 00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:42,690 I know it's tough, but try and control yourself. 294 00:20:12,649 --> 00:20:14,590 You knew they were out there, didn't you? 295 00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:16,730 Yes. 296 00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:28,210 Was it as good for me as it was for me? 297 00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:31,210 Yes. 298 00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:34,180 Tell me again how big and strong I am. 299 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,200 Oh, bud. 300 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,440 You're so strong. 301 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,780 I couldn't imagine. 302 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,440 I'm wearing a perfect man. 303 00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:52,040 Don't you know it, baby. You'll get nothing but the best from me. 304 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:02,840 Oh, God. 305 00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:34,210 Should have come out and watched me play, babe. 306 00:23:34,650 --> 00:23:35,870 I was great. 307 00:23:38,610 --> 00:23:40,370 What's wrong? Miss me that much already? 308 00:23:48,590 --> 00:23:52,170 Don't worry about that, babe. They have to average that one with all the other 309 00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:53,170 ones, right? 310 00:23:54,510 --> 00:23:57,450 There haven't been any other midterms, bud. 311 00:23:58,150 --> 00:24:01,490 Why do you think they call them midterms? 312 00:24:02,530 --> 00:24:07,510 If you don't get good grades, Daddy won't be able to give you a good job 313 00:24:07,510 --> 00:24:08,510 the firm. 314 00:24:10,610 --> 00:24:12,810 But I thought he owned the firm. 315 00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:15,410 He does. 316 00:24:16,380 --> 00:24:20,860 But he does have investors and associates that he would have to answer 317 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:25,400 I mean, all you have to do is get a B average so it looks good. 318 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:30,600 It doesn't really matter if you've learned anything as long as it looks 319 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,600 did. 320 00:24:31,820 --> 00:24:32,820 Gosh, baby. 321 00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:36,300 I didn't realize that it was so important about my grades. 322 00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:40,280 You can talk to him, can't you? 323 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,400 I don't think so, bud. 324 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,020 I've always told him how bright you are. 325 00:24:45,470 --> 00:24:48,230 I couldn't very well change my story now, could I? 326 00:24:52,770 --> 00:24:55,950 Don't worry about it, baby. My grades, they'll pick up. 327 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,550 I know you can do it, bud. 328 00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:01,130 Then we can get married. 329 00:25:01,970 --> 00:25:04,810 Daddy will loan us the money for the down payment on a house. 330 00:25:05,610 --> 00:25:08,350 And maybe he'll send us to the Riviera on our honeymoon. 331 00:25:09,190 --> 00:25:11,430 I mean, he's always known that's where I want to go. 332 00:25:12,390 --> 00:25:13,670 He's so wonderful. 333 00:25:14,510 --> 00:25:15,910 He reminds me of you. 334 00:25:16,410 --> 00:25:19,950 Well, you remind me of him. 335 00:25:20,350 --> 00:25:23,290 Oh, I just can't wait to take those wedding pictures. 336 00:25:23,550 --> 00:25:30,110 Oh, all dressed up in the flowers and you in your white tuxedo and Bambi as 337 00:25:30,110 --> 00:25:31,110 maid of honor. 338 00:25:31,190 --> 00:25:35,750 And then we could take the pictures to our high school reunion and show 339 00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:36,950 how happy we look. 340 00:25:37,510 --> 00:25:39,430 Oh, won't that be wonderful? 341 00:25:40,950 --> 00:25:41,950 Yeah, babe. 342 00:25:42,030 --> 00:25:43,030 I can't wait. 343 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,200 Hell, I don't even want to graduate. 344 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,720 What are you talking about? 345 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,640 I said I'll have to pay back my student loans. 346 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,220 We all have student loans to pay off. 347 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,940 A quarter of a million dollars worth? 348 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,700 That is a bit much. But think about how much you've learned. 349 00:26:03,220 --> 00:26:05,720 All I can think about is how much I'm going to have to earn. 350 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,560 Don't worry about it. These things have ways of working themselves out. 351 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,160 Either that, or they'll send you to debtor's prison. 352 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,720 They don't still have those, do they? 353 00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:21,320 No. Well, that's good, because I saw the Count of Monte Cristo once, and it took 354 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,320 him 30 years to think of a way to get out. 355 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:29,420 But it worked out okay, because he got to find all this treasure that the old 356 00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:32,160 man had left behind like 30 years before that. 357 00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:34,340 You'll be fine. 358 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,340 I've got some thinking to do. I'm going to go take a drive. 359 00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:41,300 Wait! Are you sure you don't want to stay up with me and watch Attack of the 360 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:43,940 Deadly Killer Nightmare visitors from hell? 361 00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:45,220 I don't think so. 362 00:26:45,710 --> 00:26:46,710 Take care. 363 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,120 I told you to watch the hair. 364 00:28:08,860 --> 00:28:10,340 I'm really sorry, Cliff. 365 00:28:10,860 --> 00:28:12,900 But you get me so excited. 366 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,580 I just lose all control. 367 00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:19,160 Well, I guess I understand. 368 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:25,320 If I was you looking down at me, I guess I'd lose control too. 369 00:28:45,230 --> 00:28:48,290 I should get out of here. You know, maybe Chip is right. Maybe it is better 370 00:28:48,290 --> 00:28:49,290 being queer. 371 00:28:49,410 --> 00:28:50,470 Just kidding, baby. 372 00:28:51,410 --> 00:28:53,730 You know how I feel about you, babe. 373 00:28:54,730 --> 00:28:56,130 Oh, I thought I did. 374 00:28:56,510 --> 00:28:58,970 But I'm beginning to have my doubts. 375 00:29:04,490 --> 00:29:05,490 Don't do it. 376 00:29:06,210 --> 00:29:07,210 Don't do it. 377 00:29:16,110 --> 00:29:16,829 That's great. 378 00:29:16,830 --> 00:29:18,830 Walk right into the tomb. 379 00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:05,980 If I ask you nicely, can I take you home? 380 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:11,960 It's awful cold outside, and I'm tired of being alone. 381 00:30:12,940 --> 00:30:18,300 I've been watching you, you've been watching me. 382 00:30:18,740 --> 00:30:24,620 Though the night seems at its end, there's so much more for us to see. 383 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,020 The night is young. 384 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,500 I can't promise I won't scratch. 385 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:55,620 I can't promise I won't bite. 386 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,520 But I promise in the morning you'll be wearing a smile. 387 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,020 Cause you got out of bed last night. 388 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,320 Did you feel the same? 389 00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:06,880 Hi. Hi. 390 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,680 What are you doing up? 391 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,480 I'm studying for my history. 392 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,460 I have a hint for you. 393 00:31:16,180 --> 00:31:17,420 I am what? 394 00:31:18,860 --> 00:31:20,440 Only study what's going to be on the test. 395 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,080 With hints like that, I think I could give up studying altogether. 396 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,540 I really am sorry, you know, about before. 397 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:30,880 It's a stupid joke. 398 00:31:33,660 --> 00:31:34,660 Think you can forgive me? 399 00:31:36,380 --> 00:31:37,380 I'll think about it. 400 00:32:08,670 --> 00:32:09,629 We've got a right. 401 00:32:09,630 --> 00:32:11,230 This is your house. We've got a right. 402 00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:12,930 You going down there with him? 403 00:32:13,810 --> 00:32:17,150 Well, yes or no, this is your last chance. No beating around the bush. 404 00:32:18,390 --> 00:32:20,070 Listen, I got a kid down there. 405 00:32:20,510 --> 00:32:23,750 She can't possibly... I couldn't bring her up here. She can't possibly take all 406 00:32:23,750 --> 00:32:24,750 the racket moves. 407 00:32:55,050 --> 00:32:58,390 You know, I was talking to the guys about maybe doing something great before 408 00:32:58,390 --> 00:33:00,830 graduate. Sort of leave our mark on the school. 409 00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:03,930 Throw an incredibly huge party or whatever. 410 00:33:05,090 --> 00:33:08,550 Show those assholes with the red sports cars with the perfect haircut. 411 00:33:09,270 --> 00:33:11,210 You mean like Bud Muffin and the gang? 412 00:33:11,510 --> 00:33:12,750 Yeah, assholes like that. 413 00:33:13,470 --> 00:33:14,470 It's a joke. 414 00:33:14,650 --> 00:33:16,910 Where they worship themselves and their fraternities. 415 00:33:17,790 --> 00:33:19,910 Bud thinks he's like Zeus in the Parthenon. 416 00:33:21,170 --> 00:33:24,070 I don't know why really, but I'd kind of like to show those guys. 417 00:33:24,580 --> 00:33:27,500 Guys like us could do something bigger and better than they could ever imagine. 418 00:33:27,860 --> 00:33:28,860 I know you could. 419 00:33:31,540 --> 00:33:32,540 Thanks. 420 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,820 I gotta get back to the house. It's almost time for class. 421 00:34:34,350 --> 00:34:36,389 What if we throw a party and nobody comes? 422 00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:39,889 The lady at the loan office should be here. That's one for sure. 423 00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:42,310 Uh -oh. We better order more beer. 424 00:34:42,670 --> 00:34:45,889 We've got to make sure this party is the best it can be. We want everyone to be 425 00:34:45,889 --> 00:34:49,810 here. What if everyone turns out to be no one? We've got to make sure that that 426 00:34:49,810 --> 00:34:50,810 doesn't happen, all right? 427 00:34:55,270 --> 00:34:56,270 Hmm. 428 00:34:57,190 --> 00:34:58,190 Introduction. 429 00:34:59,290 --> 00:35:00,290 History of the chapter. 430 00:35:00,830 --> 00:35:01,830 Very good. 431 00:35:03,260 --> 00:35:04,260 Student statistics. 432 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,120 Demographics. 433 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,520 Socioeconomic status of the prototype student. 434 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,800 This just might do it. Do we have enough money to send this over to the national 435 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,800 office? 436 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,060 Address it to the Grand Master President, Dave Witherspoon. 437 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,880 Hey! It's time for Let's Make a Match! 438 00:35:40,970 --> 00:35:44,210 I can't believe people actually volunteer to take this abuse. 439 00:35:44,630 --> 00:35:47,070 I tried out once, but they didn't take me. 440 00:35:47,310 --> 00:35:50,550 So, tell us all the gory details of what happened on your date. 441 00:35:50,970 --> 00:35:55,770 Well, he picked me up late, but I knew he was that type by the way he was on 442 00:35:55,770 --> 00:35:58,270 phone. What do you mean the way he was on the phone? 443 00:35:58,530 --> 00:36:02,390 Well, you know, he just had that attitude like he was God's gift to women 444 00:36:02,390 --> 00:36:06,370 something. Be serious, Melody. The only reason I was late was because your 445 00:36:06,370 --> 00:36:09,890 father wanted to play 20 questions. He just wanted to make sure you weren't a 446 00:36:09,890 --> 00:36:12,100 pervert. So, he wanted to go on the date. 447 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,460 Oh, don't you bring Daddy into this. I want 75 more dollars. 448 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,400 I don't have to take this, do I? Are these people from Central Casting or 449 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,180 When you first laid eyes on her. 450 00:36:27,780 --> 00:36:33,160 That worthless sack of shit Richie really messed things up with Muffin. Now 451 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,160 pissed off. 452 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,340 Let's do it. 453 00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:40,000 I'm really starting to consider that option. 454 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,280 But it still seems a bit harsh to me. 455 00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:45,080 Hey, do you guys think I'm getting too big? 456 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:50,700 I'm going to go over there, and I'm going to have a man -to -thweeb talk 457 00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:51,439 little Richie. 458 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,240 I mean, he got me into this, right? The least he can do is get me out of it. 459 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:57,200 And if that doesn't work, then can I kick his ass? 460 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:14,999 Well, you just did. 461 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,640 So anyway, if you'd like to take Bob out again, we'll be glad to pay for it. 462 00:37:19,260 --> 00:37:23,260 Well, uh, Bob, would you like to try it again? 463 00:37:23,580 --> 00:37:25,580 I can't believe this shit. 464 00:37:25,940 --> 00:37:27,620 Melody, I was hoping you'd ask. 465 00:37:27,820 --> 00:37:28,820 Well, all right. 466 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,840 Bob, come out and join us on stage. 467 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:32,620 Isn't that beautiful, folks? 468 00:37:32,820 --> 00:37:35,600 Another happy couple on. Come on, say it with me. 469 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:37,520 Let's make a match! 470 00:37:43,670 --> 00:37:47,170 It's a case of turtle wax and rice -a -roni that San Francisco... 471 00:37:47,170 --> 00:37:53,870 Richie! Just the dweeb I came to see. 472 00:37:54,350 --> 00:37:57,590 Gosh, bud, I'd really love to stand here and shoot the breeze with you, but, uh, 473 00:37:57,650 --> 00:38:00,630 let's make a mask, uh, stand it, and that means marriage is on trial up next. 474 00:38:01,050 --> 00:38:02,190 I'd really hate to miss it. 475 00:38:04,630 --> 00:38:07,090 Gosh, bud, how did that happen? 476 00:38:08,710 --> 00:38:09,710 I don't know. 477 00:38:09,810 --> 00:38:11,450 Why don't you tell me? 478 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,720 Gee, bud, I don't know. I did just fine on it. 479 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,480 Well, we'll just consider this a friendly little warning. It won't happen 480 00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:20,620 right? 481 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,040 I guess you're just going to have to study a little harder. 482 00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:28,300 I think your friend needs some help. 483 00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:30,920 Warning you, no funny stuff! 484 00:38:36,140 --> 00:38:39,860 Who was that? 485 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,660 That's some vacuum cleaner salesman. 486 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,980 What? You know what. It was Bud, wasn't it? 487 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,680 Yeah. He wanted to invite us over to the Zeta house for dinner. 488 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,480 When I told him we couldn't make it, boy, was he disappointed. 489 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:56,320 You should be careful. 490 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,460 Sometimes your little tricks can backfire, you know? 491 00:38:59,340 --> 00:39:00,340 I know. 492 00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:02,940 But if someone wants to give me something, I take it. 493 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,720 If they want to hit me, I run. 494 00:39:14,540 --> 00:39:16,040 Bud is so sweet. 495 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:22,600 He didn't do too well on his anthropology midterm, so he's going to 496 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:23,600 just for me. 497 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,440 Gosh, Muffin, that is so sweet. 498 00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:31,940 What's the sweetest thing Bud's ever done for you? 499 00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:35,240 Oh, I don't know. 500 00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:37,400 That's a hard one. 501 00:39:38,060 --> 00:39:39,960 He's done so many things. 502 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,020 That is an unfair question. 503 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,740 They're such little boys. 504 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,120 What would they do without us? 505 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,120 I don't know. 506 00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:55,600 Oh, just talking about them makes me miss Bud. 507 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:57,880 Oh, me too. 508 00:39:58,540 --> 00:40:01,320 I wonder what Cliff is doing right now. 509 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:07,880 Oh, you know, he's probably bragging to the guys about how wonderful you are. 510 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,160 Oh. 511 00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:14,850 But I bet Bud cuts in with, you're just as drunk. dream come true. 512 00:40:15,370 --> 00:40:18,230 Oh, now I really miss him. 513 00:40:19,310 --> 00:40:20,670 Let's go over to the house. 514 00:40:21,570 --> 00:40:22,570 Okay. 515 00:40:32,770 --> 00:40:35,890 Lambda Alpha Ada, Brother Richard Spencer speaking. Can I help you? 516 00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:38,210 With you, Richard, I was very impressed. 517 00:40:38,790 --> 00:40:41,510 Unfortunately, the brothers felt that it would be inappropriate... 518 00:40:42,110 --> 00:40:46,290 to send funds on such short notice, especially since it obviously is not an 519 00:40:46,290 --> 00:40:47,290 emergency. 520 00:40:47,910 --> 00:40:53,650 However, I have decided personally to make a small donation of, say, $500. 521 00:40:54,950 --> 00:40:55,950 Thank you, sir. 522 00:40:56,950 --> 00:40:57,950 Goodbye, Richard. 523 00:40:58,290 --> 00:40:59,810 Thanks again, sir. Thank you very much. 524 00:41:06,710 --> 00:41:09,600 Well? Did we get un poquito bito dinero? 525 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,200 Come on, Richie. Don't keep us on the edge of our feet. 526 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,600 Well, not as much as we'd like, but we did get $500. 527 00:41:15,420 --> 00:41:16,420 Whoa! 528 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,020 It's not what you think. 529 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000 Oh, my God. 530 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,460 It's like my worst nightmare. 531 00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:49,360 We were just playing hide -and -seek, right, guys? Yeah, yeah, we were just... 532 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,660 Queering off! 533 00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:54,400 If you say that again, I'll kick your ass! Shut up! 534 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:58,080 No, honey, we were just, uh... We were working out! 535 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:04,640 It looked more like you were working it in and out. 536 00:42:05,100 --> 00:42:07,300 That doesn't... I'm gonna kick your ass! 537 00:42:24,660 --> 00:42:27,260 And so every day I move one seat closer to her. 538 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,860 Maybe by the end of the semester you'll be in the same classroom. 539 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,480 I've already gotten into the same row. 540 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:34,720 I guess marriage is just around the corner. 541 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,320 You know... 542 00:42:36,460 --> 00:42:38,860 She did ask me what time it was yesterday. Do you think that means 543 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,300 Yeah. It means she forgot her watch. 544 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:44,300 Hey, you know, I think you're doing the right thing, TK. 545 00:42:44,660 --> 00:42:47,120 I followed a girl around for four years once. 546 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,600 What happened? 547 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:49,760 He graduated. 548 00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:51,920 So much for the thrill of the chase. 549 00:42:52,180 --> 00:42:54,600 Don't worry about it. The night of the party, they'll be taking numbers. 550 00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:02,900 Oh, my God. 551 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,360 Oh, my God. 552 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:07,960 Oh, my God. 553 00:43:08,660 --> 00:43:10,400 What are we going to tell the girls? 554 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,680 What do I tell Daddy? 555 00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:19,900 We have got to swear not to tell a soul about anything we saw. 556 00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:21,480 Oh, you're right. 557 00:43:22,060 --> 00:43:24,100 Our reputations would be shot. 558 00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:28,400 Oh, I'd love to get back at those bastards. 559 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,160 All right, so let's figure out what we're going to need for this party. 560 00:43:32,730 --> 00:43:36,190 We're going to eat some food and some beer. No shit. 561 00:43:36,590 --> 00:43:38,590 Would you lighten up? Yeah, lighten up. 562 00:43:38,830 --> 00:43:40,310 Hey, how do we know how much we need? 563 00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:41,669 I don't know. 564 00:43:41,670 --> 00:43:43,230 How do we even know anyone's coming? 565 00:43:43,570 --> 00:43:44,870 What's your problem, man? 566 00:43:45,150 --> 00:43:46,730 Well, he does have a point. Huh? 567 00:43:47,570 --> 00:43:51,230 We've got to make sure everyone, and I do mean everyone, knows about this 568 00:43:51,450 --> 00:43:52,630 Well, how are we going to do that? 569 00:43:53,370 --> 00:43:54,370 Well, we'll have to advertise. 570 00:43:54,790 --> 00:43:56,150 You mean like on radio and TV? 571 00:43:57,230 --> 00:43:58,230 No, 572 00:43:58,550 --> 00:44:00,310 I mean with flyers and ads in the school paper. 573 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,720 Scott, could you find out how much a half -page ad costs? If we want to have 574 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:06,660 party next Saturday night, we'll probably want to run ads every day next 575 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:10,900 I already know. I had to place an ad for the Young Capitalist Club annual 576 00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:12,780 takeover toga party last semester. 577 00:44:13,260 --> 00:44:15,560 And? The ad costs $96. 578 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:20,400 So if you want to run the ad every day next week, we're already out of money. 579 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,620 Hmm. There must be some way. 580 00:44:42,470 --> 00:44:46,270 Yeah, so the fire marshal came by and he said all the fire extinguishers need to 581 00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:51,110 be replaced and the smoke alarms are inadequate Now here's the kicker. This 582 00:44:51,110 --> 00:44:52,110 the one that got me. 583 00:44:52,310 --> 00:44:58,910 He said we have to install a fire escape from the second floor So 584 00:44:58,910 --> 00:45:05,910 I took the liberty of getting a couple of 585 00:45:05,910 --> 00:45:10,410 estimates total came to $4 ,700 586 00:45:11,470 --> 00:45:15,450 Now, I will be sending you the estimates, but I figured you'd want to 587 00:45:15,450 --> 00:45:19,670 work started right up because the fire marshal did say he would come by and he 588 00:45:19,670 --> 00:45:20,670 would close us down. 589 00:45:21,730 --> 00:45:25,950 You're absolutely right, Richard, and you handled this admirably. I'll call an 590 00:45:25,950 --> 00:45:28,010 emergency meeting and send the money over this afternoon. 591 00:45:29,270 --> 00:45:31,150 Lambda Alpha Eta forever, sir. 592 00:45:31,650 --> 00:45:32,650 Goodbye, Richard. 593 00:45:33,430 --> 00:45:40,150 Richard, Mr. Spencer, it's young men like you that make me proud to be a 594 00:45:40,150 --> 00:45:41,150 Alpha Eta. 595 00:45:41,650 --> 00:45:45,470 Thank you, sir. And by the way, we are having a big rush party Saturday night, 596 00:45:45,550 --> 00:45:46,650 so maybe you could stop by. 597 00:45:47,830 --> 00:45:49,010 I'll try and make it. 598 00:45:49,490 --> 00:45:50,490 Goodbye. 599 00:45:52,690 --> 00:45:54,570 Why'd you invite him to the party? 600 00:45:54,790 --> 00:45:58,150 He is paying for it. And besides, his office is in Dallas with some kid. He's 601 00:45:58,150 --> 00:45:59,610 not going to fly out for some rush party. 602 00:46:00,230 --> 00:46:02,170 Scott, make the ad full page. 603 00:46:03,090 --> 00:46:04,990 Greatest party in the history of the world. 604 00:46:05,470 --> 00:46:07,170 Lambda Alpha Eta fraternity. 605 00:46:07,730 --> 00:46:08,730 That's us. 606 00:46:09,130 --> 00:46:10,690 Saturday, 9 p .m. 607 00:46:14,990 --> 00:46:16,810 girls coming to the big party Saturday night? 608 00:46:17,850 --> 00:46:20,350 I'm sure you've heard about it. It's all over school. 609 00:46:21,590 --> 00:46:24,250 Well, we have other plans. 610 00:46:24,690 --> 00:46:25,690 Oh, really? 611 00:46:25,710 --> 00:46:27,810 Is Bud and Cliff taking you two out somewhere? 612 00:46:28,730 --> 00:46:33,570 Yeah. We were going to go out to dinner and maybe a movie. 613 00:46:33,970 --> 00:46:35,030 That's too bad. 614 00:46:35,290 --> 00:46:38,090 I know Richie and the guys were hoping that everyone would be there. 615 00:46:39,190 --> 00:46:45,350 Well, to be perfectly honest with you, We broke up with our boyfriend. 616 00:46:45,670 --> 00:46:46,670 I'm sorry. 617 00:46:48,010 --> 00:46:48,709 Don't be. 618 00:46:48,710 --> 00:46:49,930 They were jerks. 619 00:46:50,610 --> 00:46:55,410 Worse than that, they were... Well, don't let that stop you from coming to 620 00:46:55,410 --> 00:46:58,510 party. There'll be lots of guys there, and I can introduce you to some of 621 00:46:58,510 --> 00:46:59,510 Richie's friends. 622 00:47:00,110 --> 00:47:02,130 How can you be so nice to us? 623 00:47:02,450 --> 00:47:05,250 Especially after the way we spoke about Richie's fraternity. 624 00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:07,770 Yeah, what's in it for you? 625 00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,720 I just like having friends a lot more than enemies. 626 00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:14,280 Besides, it's a party. The more, the merrier. 627 00:47:14,980 --> 00:47:16,100 Well, thanks, Diane. 628 00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:19,680 And I'm sorry about the way I spoke about you before. 629 00:47:20,540 --> 00:47:21,540 Me too. 630 00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:27,480 We were the ones going out with... I mean, geeks. Does that mean you'll be at 631 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,480 the party then? 632 00:47:29,220 --> 00:47:30,220 Great. 633 00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,680 I want you guys to look sharp on Saturday night. Do you guys have suits 634 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,680 something? I do. 635 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,580 Do we really have to get dressed up? I don't have a suit. 636 00:47:38,220 --> 00:47:39,240 Come on, you guys. 637 00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:43,460 This is our last chance to really do something before we graduate. My uncle 638 00:47:43,460 --> 00:47:45,400 a store downtown. I'm sure he'll give you a good deal. 639 00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:47,660 Well, I guess clothes make the man. 640 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,340 I guess I can use the suit for job interviews. 641 00:47:58,360 --> 00:47:59,360 Hi. 642 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,260 Look what the cat dragged in. 643 00:48:03,980 --> 00:48:07,040 I'll leave. Get over here. I had a funny feeling you'd say that. 644 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:08,660 I know. I didn't want to disappoint you. 645 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,480 So you think we're going to pull it off? 646 00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:13,880 What do you mean? 647 00:48:14,220 --> 00:48:16,000 Party. Of course you will. 648 00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:17,660 No, really. 649 00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:18,940 Everyone I know will be here. 650 00:48:19,180 --> 00:48:22,660 I talked to Bambi Muffin at the Alphameda today, and they'll be here. 651 00:48:23,260 --> 00:48:24,280 With Bud and Cliff? 652 00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:26,020 No, they broke up. 653 00:48:26,380 --> 00:48:27,380 Do you know why? 654 00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:31,080 They didn't say, and they're not exactly good friends of mine, so it didn't seem 655 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:32,080 right to ask. 656 00:48:32,540 --> 00:48:34,100 I felt really bad for them. 657 00:48:34,300 --> 00:48:37,160 Why? No one was forcing you to go out with those boneheads. 658 00:48:37,780 --> 00:48:40,540 I know. Well, anyway, I told them I'd introduce them to some of the guys. 659 00:48:40,940 --> 00:48:41,799 You did? 660 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,020 Yeah. Why not? 661 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,540 I guess there's no reason why not. I just don't see Bambi or Muffin going out 662 00:48:46,540 --> 00:48:47,540 with Walla or TK. 663 00:48:47,740 --> 00:48:50,320 I think you underestimate these guys. They're all really sweet. 664 00:48:51,020 --> 00:48:53,100 Girls are always good in the GQ job type. 665 00:48:53,660 --> 00:48:54,880 I go out with you, don't I? 666 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,980 And all this time, I thought you were going out with me for my stunning good 667 00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:01,680 looks and amazing athletic abilities. 668 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:07,700 Come on, guys. It's not so bad. 669 00:49:09,460 --> 00:49:11,280 Come on, guys. It's not so bad. 670 00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:12,700 You idiot. 671 00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:16,020 If those bitches shoot off their mouths, man, our reps are shot. 672 00:49:16,860 --> 00:49:19,020 Reps? God, he did our reps. 673 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:21,960 Reputations, Chip. 674 00:49:22,820 --> 00:49:26,420 Reputations. If you'll notice, we were not too thrilled when Bambi and Muffin 675 00:49:26,420 --> 00:49:27,420 walked in. 676 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,460 It was supposed to be our little secret. 677 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,960 Yeah, but... But nothing! 678 00:49:32,980 --> 00:49:34,820 We've got to make this up to the girls. Give me the phone. 679 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:46,960 Hello? Hi. 680 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,280 Muffy, this is Bud. 681 00:49:49,860 --> 00:49:52,000 Don't even try to sweet -talk me. 682 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:55,140 If I only knew how sweet you really were. 683 00:49:55,940 --> 00:49:57,520 Oh, come on, but that's all behind me. 684 00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:00,920 I know it is. That's the problem. 685 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,340 Okay, okay, so I made a little mistake. 686 00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:07,580 I promise it won't happen again, honey. 687 00:50:08,260 --> 00:50:12,720 Oh, you mean me and Bambi walking in on you and your boyfriend? 688 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,930 No. Listen, okay, enough with the joke, okay? 689 00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:20,610 Look, Cliff and I feel bad. We want to make it up to you. How about, like, 690 00:50:20,730 --> 00:50:22,270 dinner and a movie Saturday night? 691 00:50:23,870 --> 00:50:28,390 I'm sorry, Bud, but Bambi and I already have plans for Saturday night. 692 00:50:29,470 --> 00:50:31,310 What do you mean you already have plans? 693 00:50:32,290 --> 00:50:37,610 Well, Bambi and I have been invited to that big party over at the Lambda House. 694 00:50:38,990 --> 00:50:41,810 Son of a bitch! 695 00:50:42,270 --> 00:50:43,330 Well, Bud? 696 00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:45,560 Goodbye. 697 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,420 I hope you and the boys have a good time. 698 00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:53,420 Muffin, what about the wedding, the house, the photos? 699 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,160 My job? 700 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,240 Muffy? Are you there, Muffin? 701 00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:00,200 Muffin! 702 00:51:03,940 --> 00:51:04,940 It's over. 703 00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:06,640 Are you serious? 704 00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:08,500 Unfortunately. 705 00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:09,960 I'm gonna do it. 706 00:51:10,180 --> 00:51:11,680 I'm gonna finally do it! 707 00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:13,640 I'm gonna kick his ass! 708 00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,620 You know, if you would have let me do this in the first place, none of this 709 00:51:17,620 --> 00:51:18,620 would have happened. 710 00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:19,700 You've got a point, bud. 711 00:51:21,260 --> 00:51:22,700 Come on, we've got to do it, bud. 712 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:27,860 Okay, okay, we'll do it. But we're going to do it right, in front of everybody 713 00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:29,640 at their little party on Saturday night. 714 00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,660 Once those girls see what studs we are, they'll come running back to us. 715 00:51:49,580 --> 00:51:53,960 my heart on the line one too many times 716 00:51:53,960 --> 00:52:00,620 when I put myself out to dry and read between 717 00:52:00,620 --> 00:52:07,380 the lines I don't need nobody who is 718 00:52:07,380 --> 00:52:14,380 gonna tell me what to do I need love I 719 00:52:14,380 --> 00:52:19,060 need love I need love 720 00:52:31,210 --> 00:52:32,210 Let it boom 721 00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,660 Well, it's 8 .30. An hour from now, the place will be packed. 722 00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:37,060 Well, I just hope that the lady from the loan office shows up. 723 00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:38,680 Does this lady have a name? 724 00:53:39,460 --> 00:53:41,220 Oh, hell, it doesn't matter. 725 00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:43,140 I'll just call her ma 'am anyway. 726 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:44,580 Out of respect, of course. 727 00:53:45,780 --> 00:53:47,380 You know that girl I was telling you about? 728 00:53:47,740 --> 00:53:50,500 You mean the one that you've gotten into the same row with? No, no, it's better 729 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:53,560 than that. See, I was one seat away from her on Thursday, so yesterday I was 730 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:54,538 next to her. 731 00:53:54,540 --> 00:53:56,440 And? I overheard her talking. 732 00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:58,680 And I heard her saying that she was going to be at the party. 733 00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:00,160 That's good, TK. 734 00:54:01,580 --> 00:54:03,920 I'll get it. Let me. I think I know who it is. 735 00:54:11,780 --> 00:54:12,780 Hi. 736 00:54:13,340 --> 00:54:14,340 Hi. 737 00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:16,480 Is that for me? 738 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:17,560 Yeah. 739 00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:19,020 Thanks. 740 00:54:19,340 --> 00:54:20,340 You're welcome. 741 00:54:21,540 --> 00:54:22,800 Well, aren't you going to let me in? 742 00:54:24,060 --> 00:54:25,100 Are you going to let me in? 743 00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:27,700 Yes. Now get out of my way. 744 00:54:59,420 --> 00:55:03,520 Damn. If I wasn't seeing it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it. I know. 745 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:04,680 It's great. 746 00:55:06,140 --> 00:55:07,140 It's her. 747 00:55:07,660 --> 00:55:08,660 Who? 748 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,680 The lady from the loan office. 749 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,040 Hi, Charles. 750 00:55:21,660 --> 00:55:22,660 Hi. 751 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:27,740 I'm so glad you could invite me to your little party. 752 00:55:28,260 --> 00:55:31,160 Yeah, I'm really glad that you can come. 753 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:32,980 I need to be here. 754 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,720 I'm glad about both. 755 00:55:36,380 --> 00:55:38,660 Can I get you something to drink? 756 00:55:52,140 --> 00:55:53,180 Well, it's looking like a success. 757 00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,200 I don't think this old house can hold so many more people. 758 00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:57,600 I'm not surprised. 759 00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:02,820 I can't 760 00:56:02,820 --> 00:56:09,400 wait! Do it! 761 00:56:09,860 --> 00:56:11,840 No, you're going to have to wait a little while. 762 00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:15,420 We've got to wait until the party's really happening before we make our 763 00:56:15,420 --> 00:56:18,800 entrance. We want to make sure our ex -babes are there to... 764 00:56:19,070 --> 00:56:19,788 Sure -a -thon. 765 00:56:19,790 --> 00:56:21,550 They're not our ex -babe. 766 00:56:21,910 --> 00:56:23,470 That's the whole point of all this. 767 00:56:25,510 --> 00:56:26,830 Give me another beer. 768 00:56:33,050 --> 00:56:35,550 Oh, man. 769 00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:37,230 I can't believe it. 770 00:56:37,470 --> 00:56:38,470 Believe what? 771 00:56:38,970 --> 00:56:39,970 The party. 772 00:56:40,070 --> 00:56:41,070 It's great. 773 00:56:41,390 --> 00:56:44,910 What's so great about standing around and yelling at each other? 774 00:56:45,830 --> 00:56:46,830 Oh, no. 775 00:56:52,420 --> 00:56:57,060 Hi. Um... You don't know me, but, um... This is you. 776 00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:01,020 You're the guy from my civics classes for moving one too close for me every 777 00:57:02,460 --> 00:57:03,560 That is you, isn't it? 778 00:57:05,220 --> 00:57:06,680 Um... Yeah. 779 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,520 I'm sorry if I made it obvious. 780 00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:13,780 I think it's cute. 781 00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:15,880 Want to dance? 782 00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:19,420 Do I want to dance? 783 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:20,960 I'm a dancing fool. 784 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:22,360 Let's go. 785 00:57:25,620 --> 00:57:31,080 You look better than people are supposed to be able to look. 786 00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:33,740 You don't look too bad yourself, Mr. Dan. 787 00:57:34,860 --> 00:57:36,300 Dan? Yeah? 788 00:57:37,180 --> 00:57:38,860 I am really sorry you know me not before. 789 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,360 I know. 790 00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,280 Dan? What? 791 00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:45,160 I was wondering if you'd be my girlfriend. 792 00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:48,040 That's what I get for asking. 793 00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:50,800 You're lucky I don't kick your ass all together. 794 00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:52,740 Thank you, God. 795 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,560 Gosh. 796 00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,440 It's been so long since we've been on the open market. 797 00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:10,880 I know. 798 00:58:11,220 --> 00:58:13,400 I think I've forgotten how to act. 799 00:58:14,250 --> 00:58:18,090 You have to act so phony and artificial when you first meet people. 800 00:58:18,450 --> 00:58:20,010 I hate that. 801 00:58:20,310 --> 00:58:21,510 Oh, me too. 802 00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:45,200 Hey, what's up? 803 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:46,400 Not much. 804 00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:48,640 Why are you standing over here by yourself? 805 00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:50,620 To follow you, I go shopping. 806 00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:53,480 Yeah, well, you're not me. I don't want to go shopping. 807 00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:54,860 What's the matter with you? 808 00:58:55,580 --> 00:58:57,360 For starters, I don't like parties. 809 00:58:57,660 --> 00:59:00,180 I go to so few of them, I forgot how much I hate them. 810 00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:01,560 Why? 811 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:04,620 Started in junior high. 812 00:59:05,580 --> 00:59:07,920 See, I like this girl, and she said she liked me, too. 813 00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:09,820 So I was going to meet her at this party. 814 00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:13,280 And? So I told all my friends about it, right? 815 00:59:14,220 --> 00:59:15,400 What, she didn't show up? 816 00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:17,140 Who the fuck cares? 817 00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:19,320 No, it's much worse than that. 818 00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:20,940 She showed up all right. 819 00:59:21,380 --> 00:59:23,320 Only she was with a guy. 820 00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:26,540 Am I supposed to take you seriously? 821 00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:30,680 You don't like parties just because some prepubescent Ben Beck didn't meet you 822 00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:32,000 by the water fountain after school? 823 00:59:32,900 --> 00:59:36,220 Why don't you pick up your chair and zero in on that door? 824 00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:39,960 As soon as something decent walks in, be all over it. 825 00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:42,620 And get yourself something to drink for Christ's sake. 826 00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,700 see any gold medals lying around here by any chance? 827 01:00:01,980 --> 01:00:02,980 No, why? 828 01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:08,300 Well, I was here 15 minutes ago, and now I can't find them. 829 01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:10,700 Hey, babe. 830 01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:12,600 Seriously. 831 01:00:12,980 --> 01:00:14,900 I know I've seen you before. 832 01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:16,860 Oh, no, let me think. 833 01:00:18,060 --> 01:00:19,060 Athens? 834 01:00:19,980 --> 01:00:22,060 No, uh... Paris? 835 01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:29,030 Maybe, uh... I know! Two... years ago, freshman college. 836 01:00:29,310 --> 01:00:30,430 I don't think so. 837 01:00:31,410 --> 01:00:32,410 Have we met? 838 01:00:33,270 --> 01:00:34,270 Uh, no. 839 01:00:35,530 --> 01:00:37,010 Let's say you and I tear up the camp. 840 01:00:37,430 --> 01:00:38,430 Okay. 841 01:00:43,170 --> 01:00:44,790 Lambda, alpha, eta, guys. 842 01:00:45,390 --> 01:00:47,210 Yeah, well, we'll talk later. 843 01:00:56,830 --> 01:00:58,470 What are you going to do if this doesn't work? 844 01:00:59,010 --> 01:01:00,010 What do you mean? 845 01:01:01,490 --> 01:01:03,110 If the babes don't take us back. 846 01:01:04,070 --> 01:01:05,070 I don't know. 847 01:01:05,950 --> 01:01:09,030 Guess we'll find some other babes to sponge off of. 848 01:01:10,350 --> 01:01:12,850 That is exactly what I was thinking. 849 01:01:13,310 --> 01:01:14,490 You know what they say. 850 01:01:15,410 --> 01:01:17,230 Great thinkers think alike. 851 01:01:18,590 --> 01:01:20,970 Hey, when are we going to go over this? It's getting kind of late. 852 01:01:21,890 --> 01:01:23,110 Hold your horses. 853 01:01:23,370 --> 01:01:24,690 We've got plenty of time. 854 01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:30,980 Mafia, are you ready? 855 01:01:32,420 --> 01:01:33,420 Yeah. 856 01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:35,280 I'm kind of nervous. 857 01:01:35,740 --> 01:01:36,740 Me too. 858 01:01:41,740 --> 01:01:43,660 Let's practice on each other. 859 01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:45,560 What? 860 01:01:46,380 --> 01:01:48,620 You be the girl and I'll be the guy. 861 01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:50,320 What? 862 01:01:52,060 --> 01:01:55,600 Let's pretend we're meeting at the party for the first time. 863 01:01:56,340 --> 01:01:57,340 Okay. 864 01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:59,320 Okay. 865 01:02:01,730 --> 01:02:02,730 Hey, babe. 866 01:02:03,190 --> 01:02:04,810 You come here often? 867 01:02:05,270 --> 01:02:08,130 When I'm not out spending daddy's money. 868 01:02:08,950 --> 01:02:12,030 Oh, babe, you don't need to practice. 869 01:02:12,510 --> 01:02:14,410 It's all coming back to me now. 870 01:02:14,710 --> 01:02:15,609 Me too. 871 01:02:15,610 --> 01:02:16,610 Let's go. 872 01:02:16,650 --> 01:02:17,650 Okay. 873 01:02:23,470 --> 01:02:24,470 Hello. 874 01:02:27,970 --> 01:02:32,570 Hi. Rigged up the system where I could keep him qualifying for student loans as 875 01:02:32,570 --> 01:02:33,570 a freshman. 876 01:02:34,010 --> 01:02:36,630 I made $35 ,000 one year. 877 01:02:36,910 --> 01:02:41,950 The only thing is, it's all going to come back and haunt me now after I 878 01:02:41,950 --> 01:02:47,150 graduate. Oh, little boy, and just how much do you owe? 879 01:02:47,670 --> 01:02:53,610 Well, to be exact, $248 ,962 880 01:02:53,610 --> 01:02:55,550 in change. 881 01:02:55,950 --> 01:02:58,610 Oh, my poor little baby. 882 01:03:04,190 --> 01:03:07,230 Do you want Mumsy to make it all better? 883 01:03:16,150 --> 01:03:22,230 Hello, ladies. I don't believe I've had the pleasure of making your 884 01:03:22,230 --> 01:03:25,790 acquaintance. I'm Muffin, and this is Bambi. 885 01:03:27,210 --> 01:03:28,210 I'm Scott. 886 01:03:44,620 --> 01:03:47,820 Wow, it's like really happening. 887 01:03:48,260 --> 01:03:51,280 Yeah, well we landers just can't get in enough party 888 01:04:02,090 --> 01:04:07,070 Big bearded clown, you want to get peeved? I guess so. 889 01:04:08,190 --> 01:04:10,130 Cowabunga, let's hit the thon. 890 01:04:10,370 --> 01:04:11,750 The thon? 891 01:04:12,210 --> 01:04:15,070 You know, I'm talking about the beach, Wahine. 892 01:04:16,130 --> 01:04:17,270 I guess not. 893 01:04:18,270 --> 01:04:21,570 Oh, Dom, the bitch don't even want to get wet. 894 01:04:24,070 --> 01:04:27,310 It was nice meeting you, babe, but do you think you could get lost for a while 895 01:04:27,310 --> 01:04:28,370 so I can talk to these men? 896 01:04:34,510 --> 01:04:36,910 You guys like what you see? Yeah, I'll turn on my son. 897 01:04:37,210 --> 01:04:38,970 Me too. Who do I make the check out to? 898 01:04:39,170 --> 01:04:40,470 I wish it were that easy, guys. 899 01:04:40,810 --> 01:04:44,510 But unfortunately, we are forced to turn away far more guys than we could 900 01:04:44,510 --> 01:04:45,510 possibly pay. 901 01:04:45,810 --> 01:04:50,810 But, it's near the end of the semester, and I might be able to slip you three 902 01:04:50,810 --> 01:04:51,810 in. 903 01:04:53,110 --> 01:04:58,450 But, it's near the end of the semester, and I might be able to slip you three 904 01:04:58,450 --> 01:04:59,450 in. 905 01:05:00,850 --> 01:05:07,190 But, it's near the end of the semester, I might be able to flip you forward. 906 01:05:07,450 --> 01:05:10,730 And remember, Lambda, Alpha, Eta, Flips. 907 01:05:12,990 --> 01:05:14,850 I'm really sorry I didn't go. 908 01:05:16,090 --> 01:05:19,530 I'm only hoping that you miss me. Good, good. 909 01:05:20,370 --> 01:05:22,070 That doesn't make you feel better. 910 01:05:22,310 --> 01:05:24,650 I'm only hoping that you miss me. 911 01:05:25,130 --> 01:05:27,210 But now we're all set and done. 912 01:05:27,570 --> 01:05:30,070 I'm kind of hoping that you miss me. 913 01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:36,540 Cuter. And make your eyes better. 914 01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:51,400 Yeah, well, I 915 01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:53,120 didn't want to pull out those same old lines. 916 01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:54,960 Because I could tell you were different. 917 01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:56,880 You took quite a chance, though. 918 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,440 Well, not really. I mean, you're here, aren't you? 919 01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:02,800 And I mean, let's face it. 920 01:06:03,230 --> 01:06:06,070 You were pretty obvious when you announced in front of the whole class 921 01:06:06,070 --> 01:06:06,908 going to be here. 922 01:06:06,910 --> 01:06:08,150 Got me on that one. 923 01:06:18,290 --> 01:06:18,690 It's 924 01:06:18,690 --> 01:06:27,090 time. 925 01:06:30,450 --> 01:06:31,450 Yes! 926 01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:34,440 Do you think the babes are there yet? 927 01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:39,980 Well, if they're not, we'll just impress some other ones. Oh, good idea, bud. 928 01:06:41,860 --> 01:06:43,520 Chip? Yeah, bud? 929 01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:45,520 We're not gonna need those. 930 01:06:46,220 --> 01:06:47,220 But you promised! 931 01:07:32,930 --> 01:07:33,930 Oh, God. 932 01:07:34,090 --> 01:07:38,390 It's really different kissing someone who means it. 933 01:07:39,010 --> 01:07:40,010 What? 934 01:07:40,510 --> 01:07:41,510 Never mind. 935 01:07:45,070 --> 01:07:46,070 Hey, what are those? 936 01:07:46,690 --> 01:07:51,190 Sign pledge cards, 22, and the night is young. Damn, that wasn't even part of 937 01:07:51,190 --> 01:07:54,370 the deal. I know, but it will help pacify with us when he really finds out 938 01:07:54,370 --> 01:07:55,169 those messages. 939 01:07:55,170 --> 01:07:56,870 One of these days. Nah. 940 01:07:57,530 --> 01:08:00,250 Charles, I brought you another drink. 941 01:08:00,610 --> 01:08:02,110 Oh, well, isn't that nice? 942 01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:08,060 Dana, I want you to meet my friend Richie and his girlfriend Diane. 943 01:08:08,580 --> 01:08:10,700 It's very nice to meet you. 944 01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:15,780 You know, Richie is the president of the fraternity. 945 01:08:16,220 --> 01:08:17,779 Oh, how very nice. 946 01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:19,680 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. 947 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:23,140 Hi, guys. This is Michelle. 948 01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:24,479 Hi. 949 01:08:25,020 --> 01:08:27,120 Richie, did you excuse us for a sec? 950 01:08:28,899 --> 01:08:29,899 What's up? 951 01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:31,479 She wanted to see my room. 952 01:08:32,109 --> 01:08:33,109 So show it to me. 953 01:08:33,970 --> 01:08:40,090 Well, I... What's the problem? Um, do you have any, um, con... 954 01:08:40,090 --> 01:08:42,649 You know, prophylactic? 955 01:08:43,109 --> 01:08:44,108 Thanks, dude. 956 01:08:44,109 --> 01:08:45,109 Any questions? 957 01:08:45,710 --> 01:08:49,050 Um, I've never really used one. 958 01:08:49,310 --> 01:08:54,229 It's no big deal. You just open it up and roll it on. 959 01:08:54,990 --> 01:08:57,069 Open it up and roll it on? 960 01:08:57,270 --> 01:08:59,290 Yeah, roll it on. Okay, I got it. 961 01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:43,920 Well, what have we here? 962 01:09:45,180 --> 01:09:46,500 Call the party, bud. 963 01:09:47,359 --> 01:09:48,380 No shit! 964 01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:49,819 Call the party! 965 01:09:50,740 --> 01:09:54,180 You know, for a guy as smart as he is, he's pretty stupid. 966 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:56,480 That was a good one, bud. 967 01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:01,170 You know... I'd offer you guys something to drink, but from the looks of things, 968 01:10:01,270 --> 01:10:03,430 you're all pretty hammered, and I doubt that you could handle any more. 969 01:10:03,850 --> 01:10:04,850 Are you kidding? 970 01:10:05,310 --> 01:10:08,670 There isn't enough beer in this barn to knock me out. 971 01:10:10,090 --> 01:10:11,850 Walt, would you want to get our friend something to drink? 972 01:10:13,730 --> 01:10:17,830 We're not here on a... I think we're here to kick your ass. 973 01:10:19,010 --> 01:10:20,650 How nice of you to make a house call. 974 01:10:23,490 --> 01:10:27,310 Hey, your little boy is already in a nut job. 975 01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:30,320 You touch her again, and I'll kill you. 976 01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:36,120 Little Richie's pretty protective of his main squeeze, isn't he? 977 01:10:37,380 --> 01:10:41,720 You son of a... 978 01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:46,120 Hey, what the hell's going on here? 979 01:10:48,060 --> 01:10:52,260 It's the women's auxiliary of the Zeta Alpha Moo. 980 01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:54,720 What? 981 01:10:55,040 --> 01:11:00,430 You think you can badmouth... just because I broke up with you? You broke 982 01:11:00,430 --> 01:11:01,430 with me? 983 01:11:01,510 --> 01:11:03,170 I'm the one who did the breaking. 984 01:11:03,570 --> 01:11:09,650 Breaking you and your boyfriend out of your lovers, not... So that's why you... 985 01:11:09,650 --> 01:11:15,690 Yep. Me and Bambi walked in and these guys, these three here, 986 01:11:15,950 --> 01:11:18,890 they were... Shut up! 987 01:11:20,470 --> 01:11:21,490 Bambi! Baby! 988 01:11:21,950 --> 01:11:23,490 I've been looking all over for you. 989 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,440 You know, someone should have taught you some manners. We don't talk that way to 990 01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:46,440 women around here. 991 01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:47,639 Oh, yeah? 992 01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:48,740 Why don't you make me? 993 01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:50,800 Why don't I make you what? 994 01:11:51,620 --> 01:11:52,620 I don't know. 995 01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:54,200 That's what I'm supposed to say. 996 01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:56,940 Why don't you just say goodbye? 997 01:11:59,060 --> 01:12:00,660 Maybe we should clear out, bud. 998 01:12:01,260 --> 01:12:04,640 No way. I'm not leaving here until I kick someone's ass. 999 01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:08,080 I don't think that this is our night, bud. 1000 01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:16,780 I guess you're right. But mark my words, Spencer, you haven't heard the laugh 1001 01:12:16,780 --> 01:12:17,780 today. 1002 01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:45,080 I'll be right back. 1003 01:13:12,910 --> 01:13:15,450 Who's the guy in the slick silk shoes? 1004 01:13:18,350 --> 01:13:21,990 So that's who you check when I'm not checking into shoes. 1005 01:13:24,550 --> 01:13:29,830 I'm quite impressed with your perfection, but not so much with your... 1006 01:13:30,010 --> 01:13:32,290 Witherspoon, I'm glad you decided to drop by. 1007 01:13:32,750 --> 01:13:36,670 You know, I just got through telling the guys how great it would be if you could 1008 01:13:36,670 --> 01:13:37,670 actually be here. 1009 01:13:38,890 --> 01:13:40,750 Cut the crap, Spencer. Where's the act? 1010 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,000 Right inside. 1011 01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:57,720 So did 1012 01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:01,800 you use it? 1013 01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:05,380 Yeah, but um... Can I take it off now? 1014 01:14:06,140 --> 01:14:08,000 You haven't taken it off yet? No? 1015 01:14:08,580 --> 01:14:09,580 Go ahead. 1016 01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:19,800 It's a joke, right? 1017 01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:21,400 What do you mean? 1018 01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:24,460 We'll talk later. 1019 01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:50,080 not my girl 1020 01:16:40,650 --> 01:16:41,650 Can I have this dance? 1021 01:16:41,730 --> 01:16:42,730 Yeah. 1022 01:17:36,530 --> 01:17:37,670 Great party, Rich. 1023 01:17:38,290 --> 01:17:41,990 So you'll be calling us, right? I'll do my best. 1024 01:17:43,310 --> 01:17:44,289 Thanks, Ruti. 1025 01:17:44,290 --> 01:17:45,690 Take care. Good luck. 1026 01:17:47,290 --> 01:17:48,410 I guess we better be going. 1027 01:17:49,710 --> 01:17:50,890 You can stay here tonight. 1028 01:17:51,570 --> 01:17:52,970 Oh, okay. 1029 01:17:58,870 --> 01:18:00,630 Hey, what happened to your guys' dates? 1030 01:18:01,610 --> 01:18:02,790 Hannah's upstairs waiting. 1031 01:18:03,480 --> 01:18:04,480 So is Martha. 1032 01:18:04,660 --> 01:18:05,660 TK? 1033 01:18:05,900 --> 01:18:06,900 Michelle's upstairs. 1034 01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:10,240 Everybody synchronize your watches. 1035 01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:12,240 It's 12 .07. 1036 01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:13,500 Hey, what are you doing? 1037 01:18:14,220 --> 01:18:16,240 This is a landmark opportunity, gentlemen. 1038 01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:20,440 Do you realize that this has to be the first time in Lambda history that an 1039 01:18:20,440 --> 01:18:25,020 entire chapter, and I do mean all the brothers, will be drilling for oil at 1040 01:18:25,020 --> 01:18:26,020 same time? 1041 01:18:26,260 --> 01:18:27,260 Count me in. 1042 01:18:34,470 --> 01:18:38,130 No Okay, don't let anything happen till 1227. 1043 01:18:38,690 --> 01:18:40,570 I love it when a plan comes together. 1044 01:18:40,850 --> 01:18:42,030 Let's not press our luck 1045 01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:47,460 Charles, honey? 1046 01:19:48,380 --> 01:19:49,680 In the bed? 1047 01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:57,220 I have to do my evening calisthenics first. 1048 01:20:03,420 --> 01:20:04,560 I'm waiting. 1049 01:23:28,110 --> 01:23:31,630 You've got a nice tight body and a tight white skirt. 1050 01:23:34,430 --> 01:23:38,010 And you know how to use it for whatever that's worth. 1051 01:23:41,150 --> 01:23:46,710 Quite impressed with your physical intentions, but not so much with your 1052 01:23:46,710 --> 01:23:50,730 inventions. Don't take chances on first impressions. 1053 01:23:52,130 --> 01:23:53,850 First impressions. 1054 01:23:55,150 --> 01:23:56,410 First impressions.